Two friends talk about how the "Interrupter Clause" is Real, but it Sounds Made Up!!

$100 million per episode for a Harry Potter reboot is the kind of headline that makes us stop and ask: what are we even paying for anymore? We start with a windy-day catch-up and immediately tumble into streaming reality, where you can subscribe to a service and still get hit with “pay extra” buttons. Along the way we trade a couple of recent movie watches, laugh at how studios label films, and wonder who’s actually winning in the attention economy.

Then we get grounded fast: Nova Scotia potholes, freeze thaw damage, and the daily fear that one bad crater just ate your tire and your rim. That road talk turns into a bigger cost of living rant about gas prices, provincial rules like the so-called “interrupter clause,” and why official explanations often feel like smoke when your power bill and grocery total keep climbing. We also get into political trust, including whether crossing the floor should trigger a by-election so voters aren’t left holding the bag.

From there we bounce through the cultural chaos of ever-expanding acronyms, a fuel protest story that leaves travelers walking toward an airport, and a detour into moon-mission skepticism, re-entry blackout footage, and renewed “disclosure” chatter. We close out with sports, debating the NBA MVP race (Jokic stats vs SGA momentum), complaining about modern shot selection, reacting to a brutal UFC Achilles moment, and previewing how injuries reshape the playoffs. If you like current events podcasts that feel like a real conversation, press play, then subscribe, share the show with a friend, and leave a review. What topic do you want us to go harder on next time?

Transcript

Windy Day Cats And Small Talk

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Hey everybody, welcome back to you would think with uh Bobby D and I D. And we got two cats running around, so you know what happens. Have they been fed yet? We're gonna hear the thing go off.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

It goes off uh in about 25 minutes or so. Okay, 35 minutes we'll see. We'll see what happens there. We'll see. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

So we got a nice sunny day out, but it's pretty windy. Yeah. Pretty windy coming in on the highway. My car was doing this. I'm like, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I see those big trucks. I'm thinking, boy, the wind on those trucks. It's windy out, man.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

It is when you see them on the bridge, and that wind's really short. Well, I haven't been on the bridge though to see that, but I can't you can see them, they're just they're struggling to stay in the middle.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

Well, I think I told you a while back it was winter-ish, but I was coming in, it was in the ditch. 18 wheel are upside down, yeah. And there was no snow, so I'm like, it had to be wind at that point in time, right? But you know, whatever. So but uh yeah, so we're getting up there. I I saw the weather, I went a week ahead. I usually don't do that. So it's 16 degrees. We're coming up to now it's coming up, man.

SPEAKER_01 0:55

Warm yeah, weeks.

SPEAKER_00 0:56

It's over, man. Did you uh change your tires?

SPEAKER_01 0:59

No, but I gotta get it booked in here soon. Yeah, we should learn how to do that, huh? Oh, you can do it if I had if I uh mine aren't on rims. If my if I had separate rims, I could do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Mine aren't on rims either, that's a problem. Yeah, yeah, because I was so go get yourself a set of shut up, I'll do what I want.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right? That's fine.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

Hey, listen, did you what did you cut that?

SPEAKER_01 1:17

No, that was delivered.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

Okay, I was gonna say, geez, you're working hard today. No, not even sort of that's a lot of wood.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

No, so when I'm talking about stack it all, yeah, get himself a beaver or something up there.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

Yeah. No, you always get it ordered at the end in the spring?

Harry Potter Reboot Price Shock

SPEAKER_01 1:31

Uh I try to, then we get it, then we kind of stack it and let it dry. Oh, right on. Okay, cool, man. So yeah, I saw that.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

So uh anyway, we got a lot of stuff going on. So I saw this yesterday, I was like, wow, it's a lot of money. Harry Potter's coming out. I didn't see what uh network it's gonna be on. I'm assuming it's probably Paramount or Crave or something like that. Whoever owns the rights to it. Paramount, probably, yeah. Whoever owns the rights do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

So they're coming out. I don't know, okay. So I don't know if it's seven seasons with eight episodes or eight seasons with seven episodes. Regardless, it's a hundred million dollars an episode, five point seven billion dollars. This thing must be on real good. But here's my question, bro. Isn't like uh Harry Potter like 40 years old?

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

So what is this a prequel maybe to before?

SPEAKER_01 2:16

Because you know, they were no they're no, they're restarting it, and they got a whole new cast.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Ah, okay. Because I didn't I didn't read that in. I didn't I didn't get that deep, and I'm like, what are they gonna do with uh yeah?

SPEAKER_01 2:25

Can't remember his name at this point, but uh uh what the kid who played Daniel Ratcliffe. Right.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Yeah, yeah. All I remember here's you're gonna laugh at this. All I remember from from Harry Potter is the Saturday night live clip they did with Jimmy Fallon.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Right.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

And I think it was uh uh Lindsay Lohan. Okay, and like they came back to school, and you know, Lindsey Lohan's got big boobs, right? And the guys are like, Hey, has anything changed? No, nothing. Like, are you sure? They kept looking at like you should come believe with us. Like the whole thing was just centered around her breast. I'm like, that was so funny. God, it was funny. Like, yeah, you look a lot different. Yeah, yeah. It's like, wow. Anyway, but yeah, that's uh yeah, good on them. So their whole new cat, well, geez, somebody's gonna be famous again, bro. Yeah, somebody's gonna be that was the best thing ever going, pretty much.

SPEAKER_01 3:11

That yeah, there's a lot of books were fantastic. Well, yeah, so I never read the books. My sister's a huge fan of them. I've never read them.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Well, you know, I understand you can't read.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

We didn't want to tell anybody, but there's lots of pictures, you know.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

Yeah, so well, we'll see what happens. But uh, well, uh, what's her name? Who wrote them? Oh, Rowling. JK Rowling. Yeah, didn't she get in trouble with the trans community? She's always in trouble with them, yeah. Is she because she said something on what she said?

SPEAKER_01 3:36

Oh, she doesn't, not just once, she says a lot. She don't care, she got all kinds of things. She has her beliefs and she sticks to those.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

She says whatever she wants, bro. Good on her, I guess. So good on that. But yeah, uh, I can't wait to see that actually. I'm interested to see that.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Um coming in, I mean well, yeah, I guess you'd have to subscribe to Paramount or whoever it is that has it. Well, here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

I have Prime. But here's the other thing. I still don't get all the shit. Like Prime has there's another level.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Yeah, well, you can you can through Prime, you you can subscribe to other uh uh streamers. Yeah, but it's not even that.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Like, oh, I want to see that movie, and I clicked on it, has this yellow thing that says you have to pay. I'm like, son of a bitch, I already bought uh what nah, I'm so mad. Yep. Okay, I did watch two cool movies though. Uh um Crime 101. Okay, yeah. Write that one, Daniel.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Oh, I saw I saw it. I haven't I haven't watched it. Okay, you got that.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

It's got the Hemsworth in it, it's not bad. And then I just saw another one, I don't know how to say the title. It's got uh uh Alan Richardson in it and a bunch of other guys. It's called Something uh Gentleman's Something. It's it's about the war, it's a real story. Okay, like it really happened that we're gonna go bomb the Nazis and blow up the U-boats and all this. It's pretty good. Okay, it's supposed to be a comedy because it is funny, but it's that serious at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Oh, I know the one you're talking about with Henry Cavill and it.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

He's in oh yeah, he's good in it, man. The whole thing. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:58

Yeah, and then at the end of the movie, they say, hey, this captain did this and he went on to win the silver star.

SPEAKER_01 5:03

Oh, I I've watched it.

SPEAKER_00 5:04

Yeah, it's great, eh? It's good, yeah. But they called it a comedy, yeah. And I went, okay. And then I finally clicked on it, I went, it's not a comedy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. And it's a true story. I had no idea. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:13

Based on a true story, yeah.

Potholes And Freeze Thaw Damage

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Yeah, based on a true story. Well, yeah, Hollywood, right? Yeah, that's right. And it was probably the same as at the the outfits. Yeah, that's right. Right, you know, that's what they always say, right? Yeah. Oh well, but anyway, yeah, that was pretty cool to see that. Yeah. Uh the other thing I was saying when I came in here, I was like, geez, man, you gotta watch the cars are funny, because if you see a car do this, you gotta do that too.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Oh god, the potholes. The potholes. I hit one this morning on my way, just uh after I dropped my wife off, and I was on head coming home, and I I know where they all are, and I'm yeah, you know, and all of a sudden there's a difference there's a new one. Bam! God damn it. Yeah, they're bad. Oh, it's a loud loud too, right? When it hits and you just go, fuck, did I just blow a tire? Did I just dent the rim? What did I just do there?

SPEAKER_00 5:50

Well, it says that they've doubled. So I don't know about you, but are potholes like rabbits? They just have sex and twice as many? Like, yeah, you know, how does it just double in one year? Like, what makes that road conditioner explain that to me?

SPEAKER_01 6:06

The freeze thaw, man.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

It's was that up is okay. See, I haven't been here. Was it bad this winter with the freeze thaw?

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Freeze thaw, the vehicles on the road. Yeah, it's I mean, that's the the the temperatures we we stayed pretty mild this year, so yes, I would say that's freeze my ass up, bro. Oh man, this was this was milder than most winters. Yeah, but we got a lot of snow this year, but it was the temperatures we're mild. Yeah, we got a lot of snow. Yeah, but anyway, that's that's that's all. It's just they're taking they took a beating and they do these cold patches, which then as soon as you get the same thing happen in that cold patch, it then just makes it worse when we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 6:36

Other countries in the world, they have this machine. You ever see this? I've seen some places God, it's so good it poses the stuff in and it's sealed and it boosts and it shh sealed in a whole shh like that was quick.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Like real quick. It depends, right? Like, I mean, it's the the the problem is is the uh climate we live in, right?

SPEAKER_00 6:58

Oh, I have no idea. Yeah, one of those cities like said we're gonna start, boom, here we go. Right. Okay, they did it.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

Yeah, but no, you know, whatever. No, there's there's our the driveway into our parking lot is you're you're at work? Oh, you're just yeah, you're just opening it. Oh, it's horrible. Yeah, there's and they're deep too, man. Like, so you're you're most of the time you're kind of if you lock out, you miss them all, you're great. If not, you're going really slow, so it's like you just feel the car go, right?

SPEAKER_00 7:24

Dude, there's one where I was out where I went to get my taxes filed. It's probably four to five feet long, right? And at least two feet deep. If you hit it, you're fucked. Yeah, you're screwed. Like you're like, you're gonna go like your car's gonna fucking and they put out there's a there's there's an orange pylon, Mike.

SPEAKER_02 7:42

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Right on the sidewalk in the fucking holes on the road. Yeah, right. Like it's like, and you're not gonna fix that. It's in a pretty major throughway, too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and I just every time I drive, I just wait for that guy in front of me to go, he's not moving, he's not moving. Yeah, more last second they get around it, right? You don't, especially if you don't know the roads, or you don't know where they are. Yeah, if you don't know the roads, that's it. Well, actually, that same road? Okay, yeah, well, that doesn't matter. That same road, though. Um, there's a nice RSC and P officer sits there and uh tries to cat everybody, not stopping at the stop sign. Don't fight right here.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

Don't fight right here.

SPEAKER_00 8:18

Yeah, and uh I didn't see them until the last second. I mean I stopped anyway, but I'm like, oh, that's dirty. You're I know what you're doing. Right. But they're trying to get them, right?

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Oh no.

unknown 8:27

Okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 8:29

Okay, we're going.

SPEAKER_00 8:30

All right. So, yeah, anyway, but I was saying well, that's a good place to sit because nobody can see it until it's too late.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Anyway, they've messed, they've messed up the camera, nothing I can do about it now.

Gas Pricing Rules And Power Bills

SPEAKER_00 8:38

Well, it is what it is, man. So, but yeah, anyway, potholes God. Now, I did I did not fill my car up. I usually fill my car up before I come in, but I didn't. It's only at half. I'm waiting for the gas to go down a little more. Oh, yeah. So I just found out yesterday, I gotta say this right. Provincial regulation, and it's called an interrupter clause.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:58

Mr. Michael, I was so fucking mad when I read what this was. It's like, okay, hang on. You can decide at any point in time to raise or lower gas prices. I haven't been here for almost 20 years. But when I was here, I remember gasping through the roof and nothing was this fucking words never came out. This sentence, this clause, ever back in my time when gas was expensive at one point. Oh, yeah. Never came up. And then all of a sudden they go, Oh, yeah, yeah, well, you know what? I was uh I said, you I said whoever the head of this government uh regulatory body is, I guarantee he drives a fucking giant ass Cadillac escalade or a suburban that just chugs fuel like a small country. Sure. And he went, you know what? I just we gotta lower gas prices. Yeah, right. Hey Billy, can you put down the SO to 173? Like, are you kidding me? Yeah, you can just do that whenever you fucking want, and here we all are suffering. Yeah. And they're like, oh, you know, gas prices are up because the straight of Hermoose. Fuck you and Hermoose. We don't got nothing to do with that now. It's just you guys being pricks. What? And then, oh, okay. All right, it's talking to pricks. Here we go. So on the way in, I heard this fucking Nova Scotia Power advertising. You know, Nova Scotia Power and Energy are doing everything they can to lower costs. What are you doing? Because I haven't seen anything. My fucking power bill keeps going up. Not even turning the power on.

SPEAKER_02 10:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

I got a flashlight.

SPEAKER_02 10:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

That's it. I can flush the toilet.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

Yeah.

Switching Parties And Voter Trust

SPEAKER_00 10:30

Well, yeah, like, yeah, they say, oh, we're doing that on and then they go this one. No, here's another one. We've been building houses and apartments. Nobody's fucking in them because it costs too much. Now they're all empty. Right. But you built them, didn't you? You stupid bastards. Yeah. So this whole thing out where energy doing. Oh, and then they then they heard Mark Carney and the Liberal government are lowering prices on food. Where? Not at my fucking grocery store. What about yours? Maybe on the gas station down there on dick pills or something cheaper. Or a gator eight at the fucking Petro Canada. Yeah. Lowering prices. You're an ass wave, all you. I hate all you. Welcome back, Greg. I'm not done. Fuck you guys. Here's another thing, too. When you're in when you're in the house and you cross the fucking uh uh floor to go into the other team, you should lose your position.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

Oh, right, yes.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

You should lose your position. I mean, what's it? I'm just, you know what, I don't like what my fans are doing. I'm gonna go over there and play with them. Then you're done, because that's not how you get in, you fucks. You get in by this, and then you walk over and go, I'm just gonna hang with you guys now. Is that okay?

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Yeah, yeah. No, I think that I think most people do think that if you're crossing the floor, there should be a by-election, right?

SPEAKER_00 11:33

Should be something.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

It ain't just like you're picking teams on dodgeball. Like, what the fuck? I don't like I don't want to play with Sally. Can I go over there with Mark?

SPEAKER_01 11:42

Yeah. So and that's and that's the thing, right? Some people, some people will vote for the party, not the person, right? And that's so right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

You know, they hear it. Blue no matter who, red till you're dead. What? Like, you can't even follow all that shit. There's nobody that follows everything perfect. I agree with all that. No, you don't. You're a liar. Yeah. It's impossible. Everybody's a centrist unless you're subtly fucking sideways. Far, far, far right or far, far, far left.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

There are some of them.

SPEAKER_00 12:09

There are, but those people aren't normal. They need to be kept under medication. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:12

Close confinement of those, you know, those nice jackets that hug yourself.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

They'll be the they'll be the ones that are they'll be the ones that come after us no matter what we say.

The New LGBTQ Acronym Debate

SPEAKER_00 12:20

Oh, bring it. You Muppets. Oh, okay. Speaking of Muppets, have you seen the new Canadian LBGTQ plus new acronym?

SPEAKER_02 12:35

No.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

Bro, there's M's at the fucking beginning of it. It's like M something that and it stands for murdered indigenous women.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

And something else. I'm agree with that 100% because we know all about that. If you don't know about that, look it up. It's fucking disgusting. And I had to learn about that in my crash course when I was teaching what you call it. But yeah, so now it's like, what was so sad about it? Do you know how Patrick Bett David is?

unknown 12:55

No.

SPEAKER_00 12:56

It's a podcast I watch quite a bit. He's uh a fella who is an immigrant, came over here, built a giant uh insurance uh company, uh that sold it off. Now he does a podcast, he gets everybody else. Pretty cool, dude. I wanted to be a bodybuilder, but he's a fucking six five. He's like, yeah, not gonna work because they told him how much shitty's gonna take. I'm like, now I'm out. Right, right? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, great dude, real smart. So he has his, and he goes, he just starts he goes, Canada's fucking lost it. He goes, We like our Canadian friends, you got some good places to go visit and names, all these things. Joe Rogan doesn't go up there either, that and they go, let me read this to you. He goes, Better yet, let me play the video. And he plays the video. I swear to God. So the lady, uh the new acronym is, you know, okay, I can't say it, Mike. It's like M P R T R M plus. And she's like, right at the end of it, when she finished, she's like, like, she's so fucking happy she read it right. I bet she practiced that for three fucking weeks. Like you could see in her face she was very smug about I said it right finally, right? But it's just it's so out of hand, it makes no fucking sense. When you and I were young, there was gays and lesbians, right? And then there was cross-tressers, and those are turned out to be trans people, right? Sure. So we're okay with that. We don't care. Like we're we're one of these. We do what you do, do you, you know. But at the same time, it's just like you're just gonna keep going with the alphabet. The alphabet. Like the alphabet people, like whatever you want to call them. Like, they're just it's so much. Like we understand everybody needs well, I can't see everybody, can you? A lot of people that have been, you know, shut down, uh squashed, put aside, they need to be heard, but you're gonna teach your kids this like you know, like I I just picture, you know, Giannis Anta de Cubo probably couldn't have spelled his own name when he's 14. That's it. Now you get these young kids, mom. I want to be part of the uh what's the society? The MCM2 2F 4H4C blue. It's okay. Like, you know, uh uh I was talking to uh two young people the other day, uh 16 years old. Just a casual conversation. Uh parents were there, and we were just you know, everybody was shooting the shit. And uh these kids switched on. Switched on. They're like, what was it like when you guys were young? I said, listen, I said, gay meant stupid. I said, gay didn't even mean gay to us. I didn't know any gay people. Yeah, you know, we didn't know any gay person in school. There probably was, but you know, if uh friends of Garbag.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

There probably was, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:11

You guys want to go play that Monopoly? Ah, that's gay, we're not playing that. But we never you never thought of it as homosexual, you just thought of it as stupid, and that's how gay was used back then, which made no sense because we were just stupid kids, right? Yeah, and now you have all this other stuff. No wonder people are confused. Yeah, you know, it's like remember vanilla, strawberry, chocolate ice cream, Mike. Now you go to basketball, but there's 48 different flavors, you gotta stand there for half an hour and figure out what the fuck you want.

SPEAKER_02 15:34

Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_00 15:35

So the whole thing is just bananas, you know. But uh I don't know how Canada thinks that's okay. Like, Mike, I'm telling you, it's like it's gotta be 15, 16 letters. No, okay. I've no, I haven't seen this at all. So but I mean, I agree with what it says, but I just don't agree on how it's written. Sure. Like you you need like an M squared, yeah, yeah. You know, the cosine tangent over yeah, you know, yeah, yeah. It's pretty crazy, but it is crazy. Yeah, you know, the whole thing, the funny part was how happy she was that she said it right if she got it right. Because God, she would have looked so stupid on live TV if she missed an M or a plus in there or whatever. Like, you know. Uh by the way, how does Latino get in there? Latino's in that now.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

Oh, okay. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00 16:23

How was well, like, aren't they supposed to be people that have been to say depressed? I'm depressed reading about her, but you know, surprised pushed down. Like Latino's been pushed down, like is there more Mexicans in California than Mexico? Well, I mean, I guess they teach Spanish in high school in California, it's like the number one language, right? Right? So, you know, yeah, anyway.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Yeah, yeah.

Irish Fuel Protests Block Airports

SPEAKER_00 16:45

You got me. Uh okay, so provincial regulators intercept a class. Fuck you, in the interceptor clause. I'll tell you what, how about you intercept my rent and lower that? Yeah, how about you intercept my car payment and my boy? Well, you paid your car, so fuck you. Yeah, you pay for his tires at least, or his new fucking million dollar iPhone.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

That's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

So I was telling you on the way in I saw the the the there's a convoy, the trucker's convoy, and I was in Ireland.

unknown 17:08

Right.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

And I figured kind of my gray at the front, ah, 90s. He's not there, but you know, why not? Yeah, yeah. There's two Irelands, they don't get along. No. So I wonder what he hit the IRA coming up. Anyway. Sure. Well, here's what the funny part was, it's like I was watching his fucking trucks and cars forever. Oh, yeah. And then there's people like on the sidewalk, it's not a sidewalk, but on the side of the road, I'm watching, they got like bags, like you know, luggage. Right. And there's a caption that says, Nobody get to the airport, so they gotta fucking walk the highway. Right. So God knows how far back they got dropped off by an Uber or their granddaddy or whatever, right? They're walking to the fucking airport.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

I didn't see it, so I don't know what the dude, I couldn't believe it. What are they what are they protesting?

SPEAKER_00 17:49

Fuel.

SPEAKER_01 17:50

Is that what it is? The fuel crisis? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

I'll tell you what, Arlen, why don't you call up Mr. Carney and ask him where the fucking what's that guy's called name again? The interruptor clause fella, and see if he can interrupt your clause over there and see if he can.

SPEAKER_01 18:01

Yeah, there's I mean, that's a provincial, right? It's uh yeah, anyway. I don't know prices are up everywhere, man. Yeah. So what is what are the governments doing to to try and offset some of that, really, is what uh what I guess what they're protesting, right?

SPEAKER_00 18:13

Well, remember we said last week, you said, well, even when they open the Straight of Hermoose, gas isn't gonna go down right away.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

No.

SPEAKER_00 18:19

They put it down anyway.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

They dropped it some, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

I mean, we're spending how okay, man.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

Well, they dropped it because the peace talks are happening.

SPEAKER_00 18:27

Oh, they're closed! The interceptor clause.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

That's what they it's all based on supplies. Oh, it's fucking global prices.

Pet Stories Cougars And Exotic Animals

SPEAKER_00 18:33

Bullshit. During COVID, everything was closed. The fucking stock market didn't even move. Explain that one to me. Well, yeah. Yeah, I can't figure that out. That's bullshit with the giant bull out front. But yeah, anyway. Yeah, they're both sleeping. Hey, did you uh didn't you notice that you put the bird feeder out front here? No, we have to get some seed. Oh, right. Yeah, they're gonna go bananas when they see that, huh?

SPEAKER_01 18:53

They will, yeah. They've already they go down to the basement and they they walk along the the the the wait till the deer shop, they're like put their head in the window. Yeah, no, they look out the windows, they walk along the shelf and they look out the windows, and uh they've when they see the robins and stuff out there, they all just they just sit there and they stare, right? I know what that is. They're not making that noise yet. I'm gonna bite it, I'm gonna bite it. Yeah, yeah. They're not making that noise yet, but they're yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:15

Yeah, I saw I saw a video recently where there was a dog and the lady's filming from inside. The dog's like, you know, he's scratching the window, they let him go through, goes, shh, tears down the ring, and it's a deer. Oh, yeah. And the deer comes every day and they run around the thing and he plays with his toys. And I was like, that's cool as well. Yeah, yeah. Right? You know, the deer's just a few. Deer's a friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was another one I saw where a horse and a cat. And the cat jumps up on the fence and jumps on the back of the horse, and the horse just walks around. The cat's fucking just chilling on the back of the horse, like, yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

But yeah, so those ones of my favorite ones with the dogs are they uh they get the little dog going crazy, going crazy, or or the two dogs even just going crazy at each other behind the with the doors closed. You open the door, and they're both like, man, how's it going?

SPEAKER_02 19:59

And close the door. It's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Yeah, dude, I saw another one the other day. There's three mountain lions, a mom and her two cups. They come right up to the door, and the two cats are like fucking inside, going, hmm. And I'm like, that blue kids.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

I think I've seen that one before.

SPEAKER_00 20:15

The cats are like, what the fuck? That's a giant ass me. Yeah. Yeah. Like, ooh, those are big animals, man. Holy.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

But you see, there's uh the there's I mean, I haven't seen anything, but there's you know, the somebody got a picture and they're trying to say they think it's a a cougar in in Nova Scotia here, right? A cougar. There's I think it's in they've kind of got it. It's one of those, yeah. I didn't think we did either, but it's one of those things that they go back and forth on. It's the same with uh when we lived in New Zealand about uh they they they they uh there were stories of a like a black cat, like a big cat, like like you know, that that was down somewhere in the South Island, right?

SPEAKER_00 20:48

That I don't think No, I I saw that in the US. They showed this picture. Uh guy, older gentleman took a picture of a black cat, and they're like, Oh my god, there's a fucking panther and fucking whatever. Then they're like, No, it's just a big fucking outdoor cat. It's just a big one. Yeah, they was no um you couldn't tell how big it was the way the picture was taken. Oh, it's gotta be six feet the tail. No, it's your fucking buddy. Yeah, right. Yeah. So they had no idea. But yeah. So cougar can't be a cougar unless somebody had one as a pet and let it out. Yeah, well, yeah, shit. Yeah, people do that.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

People do, man. Yeah, there was uh there was a growing up, there was somebody in Campbleton that had like a panther as a pet. And it got out, and then like the whole little the whole everybody went, you know, the whole city got shut down because it's like there's a panther on the little street.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

Dude, in at a Katie University when I was down there, there's like on the I don't know what the street is, but uh Shanner took me one day. He goes, Come on, come on, we're gonna go check those photos. All right, let's go. And uh we go and check it out, and it's a fucking chimpanzee.

SPEAKER_01 21:45

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:45

But it's like it's like a house and like a whole thing come out, like a big long thing come out, and then a c like a cage. Right. So he could go in the house and he'd come out of the house. Jesus. And it was like I said, That's a fucking monkey.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

Isn't that the opening of the planet of the age? Is it?

SPEAKER_00 22:00

I was like, are you allowed to have it? He goes, I don't know, man. It's been there as long as I knew. Like, okay, bro. Yeah. Crazy. Mike Tyson had a tiger. He did. You know. He's not the only one. A couple of those other idiots had tigers and shit too.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

So that's the the uh what's it called? The movie where they go and they steal a tiger. Hangover. The hangover, yeah. That was hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

What are you guys doing? I'm a sick man. I'm sick.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

I got problems.

SPEAKER_00 22:24

That movie was so good.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

That was so funny, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:27

Nobody knew about that movie, and then uh uh my sister is like, have you seen that? I said, No, she goes, You need to watch this. I was like, okay. And I watched them like, oh my god, she goes, I know, right? Yeah, the best hidden gems of all time. Yeah. Like, yeah, and then they made three more, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 22:38

Yeah, it didn't have a huge from memory, it didn't have a huge, like uh mustn't have had a huge advertising budget or something like that when they started out, because I don't remember it being marketed that well. Like, and then it just started spreading by word of mouth with how funny it was, right?

Moon Missions Splashdown And Suspicion

SPEAKER_00 22:51

Yeah, then they had to you know figure out two more and they were bad, but yeah, still stupid. Yeah. All right, so basketball. No, we can't go to basketball yet. We have to talk about the fake moon thing.

unknown 23:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

So I told you I saw a video, yeah, and I didn't check to see if they would say, I was just like, there's no way, and then I had to leave. So there's four of them that are sitting in the space, spaceship or whatever. And this guy's holding like a a beach ball of the of the earth, and it falls, and it falls on the ground. I'm like, uh, where's the gravity? See, the weird part to me was was the look on the other three people's face when it fell.

SPEAKER_02 23:31

Right.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

Because they're like, uh, oops. Like, I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

That wasn't on the same webpage where you sent me the one with Chuck Norris and Rocky kicking them, and that was so good, though. God, that was so good.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

They sit down, they need a bigger booty because it cracks in the face.

SPEAKER_01 23:51

Chuck Norris goes off script.

SPEAKER_00 23:53

Dude, that was the best one I think I've seen. That's why I had to send that to you. It's one of the best ones I've seen, but it's pretty good. It's pretty funny. Yeah, yeah. But uh no, it wasn't, by the way. It was like a real thing. But anyway, it's a big deal. I mean, they supposedly went around the back side of the moon and got some pictures. And uh I don't know who the picture is of, but maybe Chuck Norris going, hey man, maybe, yeah. You know, so we can't wait to see those. Yep. Uh maybe we won't see those because maybe there's an alien base we don't know of.

SPEAKER_01 24:19

No, they've I mean when they were up there, they released some of the photos they were taking as they were up there. It's pretty good ones. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

So that'd be interesting. I didn't see the splash down. Where did I do? Where did they splash down?

SPEAKER_01 24:28

In the Pacific somewhere. Uh I w I watched it. I watched it live. It wasn't AI. There's like a like a six-minute uh communications blackout, right? So the Artemis one. Oh, because it has to come through that what's it called? The whatever vanilla. It just comes, yeah, it comes through the atmosphere, yeah. It burns up in the atmosphere on any re-entry, right? It's but anyway, it's uh I think the Artemis One, which was unmanned, had issues with the heat shield. And so they were trying to figure out. That's not good. So they're trying to figure out what do we do about this one, the heat shield for this one, and I think all they did was they train they changed the trajectory that the that they actually re-entered in. Anyway, so there's a six-minute blackout, so of course, you know, you're pretty confident nothing's gonna go wrong, but you're a little puckered up going, okay, just waiting for them to kind of go. Here they come. Yeah. Oh, look at all the pieces. So anyway, so it was uh yeah, it was pretty cool watching it happen live, watching it drop, then the parachutes come out, and anyway, it's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Well, when they're trying to help them walk, I'm like, they're only there for a week. Is it that bad after a week? Because then I'm seeing that guy was up there for a year and he could fucking walk when he came off.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

Well, I would assume I would assume it's the same kind of thing, it's just all safety precautions, right? Like they're looking at weightless for a for a week. I'm sure it's you know, you you get in bed for a week and you stand up and take your first couple of steps, you're gonna you're gonna feel that.

SPEAKER_00 25:41

It's every night for me. Yeah, that's right. Every night when I wake up. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, yeah, that's pretty crazy. I mean, it took how many years to do that? Why? That's my question. Why?

SPEAKER_01 25:50

It's a lot of money, man.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

Is it though? I mean, how much money do we give to Ukraine? Yeah, you know, both uh uh not just our country, but also the US. I'm sure they could have split some deals there. But uh, well, it is what it is. Yeah, so we'll see where they end up next.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

Yeah, well, I think the plan is to get a base up there, right?

SPEAKER_00 26:06

If there isn't one already, some people say there is. Yeah, I don't know, I haven't been there myself. Don't know. I don't know. Don't know. I I've read so many things over so many years saying, oh, we've been there for years, and the US has a base and they prove it. Prove it. Where are the pictures? Yeah, right? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

Pretty hard to kind of keep all that under wraps, man.

SPEAKER_00 26:23

Yeah, well, if you can't go to the moon, I mean well, here are these four, they're like, uh oh. It's like, you guys see all that shit down there? Shh, don't say anything when they come back and go, I don't see shit. Oh yeah, right. Right, yeah, anyway. Yeah dude, have you seen all these scientists that are missing and assassinated recently? No, it's like a big thing in the news. I've been watching it. It's like 12 or 15 people that are like high-end NASA, like into all this propulsion, gravity, they're all vanished or they're dead. A lot of them, and a bunch of them are from the same place. So everybody's like, Well, they're talking about disclosure again, eh? So it's starting to come up in it on a lot of different podcasts and on the news are saying, oh, disclosure, disclosure, disclosure. So now they figure, well, these people are gonna say something because they fucking killed them all. Like, okay. I don't know, but it looks pretty suspicious to me. You know, look into it, people. You want to go deep dive. It's fucking bananas, because it's not one or two, it's like 15. Yeah, and they're high-end people. Yeah, yeah. So you can't.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

I haven't heard anything about it, man.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

Yeah, I just wanted to hear missing some chemistry files. Mike, next day you're gone. Sure. Nobody knows where you are.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

Yeah, yeah. That's it. Who knows?

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Back on uh where's where's the place Thor came from?

SPEAKER_01 27:26

Ragnarok, no, um Asgard.

SPEAKER_00 27:28

Asgard, there you go. Back on Asgard.

LeBron MVP Arguments And UFC Fallout

SPEAKER_01 27:30

Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_00 27:31

All right, you know who should go to Asgard? LeBron. He's got no no no more uh no more records he can break here. You gotta go play another planet at this point. So he's got how much is it now? 12,000 assists. Yeah, he's uh uh Well he's not gonna catch John Stockton. Well, though he's catching John Stockton.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

I don't think he's gonna catch Chris Paul.

SPEAKER_00 27:52

You know what's astounding though is you've got to think, how the fuck did John Stockton have so many assets?

SPEAKER_01 27:59

He's Iron Man, though, long career, right? He never really got hurt. Yeah, never got hurt and averaged like double digit, you know, uh uh assists for years, right?

SPEAKER_00 28:07

So years, yeah. But uh, you know, so that's another one for LeBron.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

But yeah, he well, he won't catch the I mean I don't think he's not catching anybody. Oh I don't know where I don't know how far. I think Jason Kidd's number three.

SPEAKER_00 28:19

I think I think Jason Kidd's up there, but I don't think LeBron's catching anybody else. I think that's it. Unless he plays fourth, right?

SPEAKER_01 28:24

I think. Yeah, but I don't think he's fourth or no, he's not fourth.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

He's no no nourt, right? Well, LeBron's fourth, but it's like to go to the next step is like a ridiculous amount. Right.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

You're right. Yeah, well that's what I mean. Even Chris Paul, who was like so good.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

Uh still couldn't catch Stockton. Hundreds of assists behind Stockton, right?

SPEAKER_00 28:42

Yeah. I think it's more than hundreds. I think it's like a thousand.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

Is it? Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:47

I think it's like a thousand.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Oh yeah. So but anyway. Um Well, you gotta, again, you gotta well, I guess, yeah. If you average ten assists uh a game and you play. Well, it's not just that.

SPEAKER_00 28:55

Here's the thing nobody assists anymore. You know why? Dude, I just watched that fucking Charlotte. I've been telling you about how good Charles plans. I've been watching them like, man, what I don't even know any of these guys, right? Lamello, Lamello, Larmelo, whatever, Lamello ball, breakaway. Runs in underneath the basket, oh, shoots a three. Like for real, there's nobody near him. He could have fucking laid it up, he could have dunked it. Ran right out and shot, and I went, Well, there's what's wrong with the NBA right there. Because you're not Ben Simmons. Fuck you, Ben. Right? But it's like, what are you doing? So you know how the young guys go why I should have layup. Look at Lamella. You're not Lamella ball, first of all. No, right, kid? Like, but doing that is just like, well, there goes the game. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_01 29:41

No.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

Right. So that brings me into what I'm gonna say next. SGA should not be the MVP just because he can shoot a basketball.

SPEAKER_01 29:50

I told you, I saw I saw them the other day saying it, saying it's a lock. SGA's gonna win his back-to-back, and I was like, really? It's a lock?

SPEAKER_00 29:57

I saw this morning, that's why I got mad. I saw this morning it said they did a poll, anonymous poll with players. 88% said SGA. Okay. I'm like, what fuck off, right? Because I'm gonna have to say and I gotta look, make sure. Joker, Djokovic, Denver. First player in the history of the NBA to lead the league in rebounds and assists. And he's not the MVP, right? SGA's not leading in anything, yeah. Other than being a good Canadian fellow, right? Probably smokes weed in the weekends. But uh Luca can't win because he didn't play enough games, right? That's right. Wimby played enough. Wimby doesn't have enough anything to get that.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Does he did he play enough? I thought. Yeah, he played the last game. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:43

He only had the player last game.

SPEAKER_01 30:44

Okay, fair.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

But he also came out and goes, hey, this is bullshit, and here's why. Like if I play all 82 games at 20 minutes a game, or I play this many at this many, like, and he they did the math, and he's like, Well, people don't know.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

No, this is not the first time that people have kind of said should they be eligible for year-end awards if they're only playing like, you know, two-thirds of the season kind of thing, right?

SPEAKER_00 31:06

Well, it is it game or minutes, right?

SPEAKER_01 31:11

Yeah, to me it should be games. But again, yeah, because if you're not putting enough, you're not getting enough minutes in a in a in a game, well, you're not gonna that's not gonna matter, right?

SPEAKER_00 31:18

No, but I like I said, though as far as I'm concerned, the NBA is 100% horseshit. It's gonna make everything look bad if SGA wins an MVP with no leading categories in anything.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

Right, except for win shares or whatever you say.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

Yeah, and who gives a fuck? He's only like two points, uh.2 uh behind Jokic.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:37

And not to mention, Jokic has the most rebounds, points, and assists in the last 10 years.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

This is, you know, this is the uh you see people argue about it all the time. Is it the most valuable player the best player on the best team, or is the most valuable player the guy who like is you you take him off of that team?

SPEAKER_00 31:56

The most valuable player should never be the best player on the best team ever. If it happens to be that he has the categories to win it, go ahead. But in this case, he does not.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

I was gonna say, so there's those years that the Bulls were the best and Jordan won MVP, he shouldn't have won it. Of course not.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

Shouldn't have won any of those. It's fucking bullshit. The whole thing was rigged. Yeah, right? Should have won more, that man. Should have won more, right? Exactly.

unknown 32:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:17

I censored that thing with Jeremy Roanick, I told you. I didn't know it was Jeremy Roonick, though. See, because I only listened to it. I didn't I didn't see it.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Roanick played for the Blackhawks back then. All right.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

So they went out, you know, hanging out, right? Yeah. But isn't that something that they made that bet at the end? Like I said, hey man, you know, I'm making bet. Right. I'll score scored 50 points and then went by the way. Yeah. He goes, huh?

SPEAKER_01 32:36

Well, I guess as long as the bet's not, hey, I'll make sure we lose by the biggest. Oh, you can never do that. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 32:41

Well, it's the same as UFC. You can bet on yourself. Yeah, right. But you can't bet to lose. You can only bet to win.

SPEAKER_02 32:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:46

Uh by the way, last night was a fucking horrible situation. The UFC was on last night. It was the uh light heavyweight tussle. The gentleman, Yuri Perhaska, gave his title up years ago because he was hurt. Right. So they finally gave him a title shot. Round one, the guy was fighting blew his Achilles tendon. Oh no. And then Yuri saw he was hurt coming in, fucking boom. Got fucking knocked out. Yeah. So he knocked him out with a fucking torn Achilles tendon and oh called. Yeah. Oh called. And he's like, yeah, I saw he was weak. I come in too quick and he fucking clipped me. Yeah, he did. He sure fucking did. Because he was fucked. There's no way he could have come out in the second round. Right. There's no way. And then he turns out, you know, look at it. And they were old. They're like 38, 37 years old. But yeah, anyway. Bad news for him. Crazy man. Him is his comeback, bro. Oh, yeah. Then he goes, I want a rematch. We'll see what Dana White says about that. He didn't last the first round. So it's not gonna go well. But they just put one of my favorite fighters on the White House card, Black Beast Derek Lewis. He's a wild man. The White House card.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

I don't know, man. I don't I think that seems pretty.

SPEAKER_00 33:51

Well, it's so stupid. Joe Rogan was talking about with his buddies the other day, and I agree with him. He's like, it could be 100 degrees in DC. It could rain. He goes, What security is a nightmare? Joe's like, I don't agree with any of this, but I'm I'm doing it. He goes, I think it's stupid, makes no sense.

SPEAKER_01 34:05

Well, just to do it on the like the Well, here's what he said, I didn't even thought of this.

SPEAKER_00 34:10

I didn't even think of this, though. He goes like this, he goes, These are the best fighters in the world. There are fights for a belt. Shouldn't they be in the best possible fucking scenario? Not in a hundred-degree heat, but maybe a slippery canvas. Like that's bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Anyway, not to mention Spain's gonna look real good now because Iliad Tapora's gonna knock the fucking head off Justin Gagey, but anyway. Yeah, oh well, it is what it is. Go, Ilya Tapore, yeah. So uh yeah, so anyway, I do not agree with that fucking MVP. You cannot win SGA, you just can't, suppose you're gonna afford those bore lexes again this year.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:42

Uh Celtics, we saw, which is pretty cool. 29-3 points. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, that's uh that's a lot of points. And then we were laughing about it because the Celtics done it twice over their uh historic career over the last kind of two or three years, yeah. Right, and then uh Milwaukee Bucks and the Memphis Grizzlies did it just. We were laughing about the Memphis. Memphis did it and still lost. They still lost. Oh, yeah, Curry didn't play. Yeah, I saw that. And LeBron Westman took it, I'll be here next year. I saw it. I saw it. Sure, you did. I saw it. Yeah, I saw it. But here's another thing, too. I saw this morning that the Celtics are looking at Giannis.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:32

You're like, oh, there's trouble.

unknown 35:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:34

They got money?

SPEAKER_01 35:36

They got money, I guess. Yeah, we'll see what happens.

SPEAKER_00 35:38

We'll see what happens to him.

SPEAKER_01 35:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:39

I'm still saying, listen, LeBron and Giannis are both going to the Warriors. Do you really think LeBron's gonna retire? There's no way.

SPEAKER_01 35:49

No, I don't think he's gonna.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

You can't retire when you're still playing at that. That makes no sense.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

Yeah. I don't know what he's I I honestly don't know what he's chasing anymore. I don't know if he's chasing one more title.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

It's gotta be titles. There's no more action.

SPEAKER_01 36:02

Unless there's a number that he wants to get to for points. Unless there's a number that's gonna be a big thing. What about his other son?

SPEAKER_00 36:07

Well, Bryce is in grade seven. So if he waits. No, he's he's in Arizona. He's at Arizona. I know, he's in he's in uni.

SPEAKER_01 36:14

Yeah. So, you know, if he declares for the NBA early or I don't know if he had uh I don't know what kind of year he had over in Arizona. I thought he was a red shirt, but I don't know. Yeah, that doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00 36:24

Yeah, but yeah, I just I just don't don't see him retiring.

SPEAKER_01 36:27

No, I don't see it. No, he's you know, he's still averaging 20, what, 26 and six, something like that. Like it's still as the third option? Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 36:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

So we were laughing about we saw that uh Luca went to Germany, but now he went to Spain also. And then he's now he's visiting his kids.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 36:45

And then I don't know what happened to uh Reeves. He probably got lost in Amsterdam. So we'll see. Yeah. They're not gonna be a hundred percent. Everybody knows how this works. Yeah, you work your way back into that's like second round of the playoffs.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

But that's why, like, you gotta, yeah, so that's where I don't think they play game one. Oh my god, no, they can't play game one. There's their food. No, you're not hungry. Okay, that's good. Son of a bitch, neither one of them even moved. No.

SPEAKER_00 37:16

Well, there's dude, I pour the food in my cat thing, they come out of nowhere. I don't even know where they came from.

SPEAKER_01 37:20

I tell you, the automatic feeder, I gotta give I gotta give props where props are due. It's like they don't relate food to us at all now, right? So yeah. And they just and they just pick at it when it's when they feel like it now, too, right? When before it's if that thing's there's still times where they go off like rockets. Oh, I've seen that. At 5 30 in the morning, pew, they're gone, right?

SPEAKER_00 37:38

Because it hasn't gone since the night before. Since the night before, yeah. All right, yeah. All right, all right. Um, how many times a day does it feed?

SPEAKER_01 37:45

Uh four times? Yeah. Four times? Yeah. No. But it's, you know, we're just uh the serving sizes are pretty small. Like, right. I can't believe they didn't even go. No, they're fine. They're staying their food this morning. Good for you guys.

SPEAKER_00 37:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:59

Um they'll go and they'll pick at it through the afternoon, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:03

Yeah. Uh uh the Lakers. Third or fourth doesn't matter. Because they're either either gonna play Timberwolves or they're gonna play the Rockets. They beat the Timber Bulls three games this year, they beat the Rockets twice. They got home court advantage against both.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

Both are Anthony Anthony Edwards is away, he's back now.

SPEAKER_00 38:21

Yeah, he but I thought he was gonna be out for a while.

SPEAKER_01 38:23

Houston's been playing really well to close out the season down the stretch, I think.

SPEAKER_00 38:26

Well, here's the thing though. They said Anthony Edwards, they go, oh, he has the same uh injury as Steph Curry. Steph Curry's out for a fucking month. Anthony was out for like two days. Yeah. It's not the same, unless, well, Curry was hurt or something.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

Yeah. Little noses going there, buddy. Well, we'll see what happens. I think uh, you know, like everybody remembers what happens last year. Everybody was like, ah, the Lakers are gonna be win this easily, you know, four to one. Four-o. And then I think, well, I think it was the opposite, four-one for Memphis. Well, to me, yeah, Minnesota, I think. Yeah, so I don't know if they want to turn out going in, going in with shorthanded. I don't know who they want to play, right?

SPEAKER_00 39:00

You don't want to play anybody, dude. You lost your two best players. Yeah, look, I don't care who you are. Take the two best players off any team. Well, I mean, let's be honest, take them off Memphis stacking chain. But yeah, you know, uh Utah. Uh you keep going. Yeah, you go and Washington. Washington, yeah. You take your two best players off any team, you're done. Well, and that's usually just one. They're losing both. And by the way, it's uh 30, 40, 50, uh almost 59 points between the two of them. LeBron can't make that up, and Rui Hachamara ain't doing it.

SPEAKER_01 39:33

Uh no. You think to me, I think they're yeah, they're third or fourth, so they're Did well. They played real well. Fourth, if you win your first round as four, and then you play uh the Thunder. If you win your worst first round as three, you play San Antonio. I don't think they're either way. I don't think they're getting out of the second, right? Yeah, you can't.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

Neither one of those teams you can beat.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

There is no defending Wimby. It is makes no sense. However, I will say this Wimby was off his game the other night.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

Was he?

SPEAKER_00 40:08

Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing staying out at the three-point line doing this? Are you kidding me? Get the fuck your skinny ass inside there. Like, yeah, seven, what are you seven three or whatever the fuck it is? You know, why are you standing out at the three-point line? Stand inside, throwing the ball, and dunk the ball. Simple.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

I think that's I think the other day it was uh no, maybe it wasn't San Antonio. When he got hurt? No, like when they sat all their starters, essentially. Like they're all locked in. Nobody's the only thing that's not set right now is Lakers in Denver, who's getting three and who's getting four. That's the only one that's gonna be decided today. All right, yeah. Everything else is all set. It's all set in the start.

SPEAKER_00 40:46

Um, I think I have that down actually.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

So nobody's playing today, which is gonna be, I bet you're gonna be crazy, right? Last day of the season. Again, we had that conversation. You buy tickets, you know, two months ago. You know what I mean? Thinking, ooh, this might come down to the last game of the season. I want to be there to watch so-and-so play stuff. And you're gonna go.

SPEAKER_00 41:03

Who are these five guys? Yeah, why are they all white?

SPEAKER_01 41:06

Yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_00 41:06

That's right. Like the time the Lakers put the.

SPEAKER_01 41:09

I'm like, who is who's I think Kenyon Martin. Was it Kenyon Martin said that the other day? Yeah, he was on one of the podcasts, and he says, he goes, You're not winning anything if you have four white boys on the court.

unknown 41:20

It's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

Unless it's four Larry Birds.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

That's right, man. Everybody, uh yeah, they listen to that.

SPEAKER_00 41:24

Well, wait a minute, J Jason Kidd is white.

SPEAKER_01 41:26

I'll say right now, nobody wants to face Austin Reeves and and Luca either, right?

SPEAKER_00 41:31

Nobody does, bro. Nobody. Yeah. But you know, with those those boys aren't really white, just like Larry Bird. It wasn't really white, you know. Good old Leary. Anyway, uh I think we covered everything pretty much. Uh what else we got? That's it, eh?

SPEAKER_01 41:45

I think that's it, man.

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SPEAKER_00 41:46

Yeah, good day. So uh hopefully the sun keeps shining. We get some warm weather here.

SPEAKER_01 41:50

Yeah, not a cloud in the sky.

SPEAKER_00 41:52

No, it's freaking beautiful. But the wind is bananas.

SPEAKER_01 41:55

Wind's a little bit rough, yeah. A little rough. And I was watching uh keeping my eye on what was going on over in New Zealand there with the cyclone barreling down on it, but it shifted enough east that I don't think they were getting it. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna hit them that hard. It's not gonna be a direct hit anyway. So stood islands, right?

SPEAKER_00 42:10

Anyway. Um, okay, so this is new. You should be a little concerned about this. Top five. US, Canada, Mexico. Listen, that Ryan Wenney, he's not our friend. We don't know that guy. Sorry. We just say friend because we're nice Canadian fellows. Sure. So the cartel, leave us the fuck alone. So yeah, all of a sudden Mexico, Mexico wasn't even on the list ever. Right now they're third.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:35

So I was like, uh oh.

SPEAKER_01 42:36

Yeah, we must have talked about something last week that was interesting.

SPEAKER_00 42:39

Yeah, uh, and Lithuania and Finland are still there. Oh yeah. So, but yeah, Mexico came up. I got a little concerned with that one. Yeah, fair enough. Anyway, um, so uh that's it for us today. So uh come watch us on uh Buzzsproad, of course, Apple Podcasts, the Spotify podcast, where most people are listening to us. Apple's the big one too, as well. Okay, you can see us on uh my actual channel, uh Muscle and Fiction with Coach Bobby. And uh we just keep doing what we do, people, and uh we're having fun doing it. Yeah, that's all it is. You know, as long as there's news in the world, we're gonna be talking about it. As long as there's basketball, we're gonna be talking about it. That's it. As long as we're alive, we're gonna be talking about it. So stay bitchy, bitches. See you next time.

SPEAKER_02 43:17

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