Dear Shirley or Karen, Quit Snitching with the Score Ticker!!

A single little scoreboard in the top corner can ruin an entire night of basketball. We’re talking about the modern sports watching routine: one NBA game on live, the other game recording on your “smart box” so you can jump in later and fast forward through the breaks. It’s simple, it’s normal, and it’s exactly why DVR and PVR features exist on cable boxes from providers like Bell and Rogers.

Then the broadcast decides to “help” by showing the score of the other game, the one you’re recording, right on the screen while you’re trying to enjoy the game in front of you. That’s not a feature. That’s a spoiler. We dig into why the out-of-town score ticker feels uniquely brutal for basketball fans, how it steals suspense, and why it’s wild that anyone would approve a design that punishes the people watching the most.

We also get into the difference between a quick announcer warning before they say a score versus a constant graphic you can’t ignore, plus the ridiculous but real solutions fans resort to, like covering part of the TV just to protect the replay. If you care about sports broadcast design, streaming UX, or just want your NBA games unspoiled, you’ll feel this one.

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Transcript

A Complaint Right Out The Gate

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Um, so here's my biggest P for this thing. I told you about this. I'm so pissed. Okay. So we have these new boxes, eh, Mike? You know, from Bell and Rogers, and they're called a smart box, right? Oh yeah. Yeah. And the box does what, Michael? Well, it records shit. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So watching the basketball game. And I'm recording the other game, as most of us basketball fans do. A lot of us will record the other game because we want to see the game. You know, you can fast forward to halftime or whatever, it doesn't matter. So I'm watching the game, and then out of the corner of my eye, top left corner of my television, keep showing the score of the game I'm recording. The ticker. Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? I don't know who's doing TSN, NBA, NBA. I don't know. Somebody's doing it. Okay. So let's picture this. The boardroom table. Okay. Probably some. I'm sorry, I'm gonna go with this one. Probably some lady that is. Hey, watch, watch, you'll see that. Probably some lady that's never watched basketball or hates that her husband watches basketball when he should be paying attention to her. Maybe they want to go for a walk or down to the fisherman's American rap. He's like, no, no, no, Lakers are playing honey. Okay. She's hard. So I'll tell you what. So I'll tell you what. I think it's a good idea if we put the score in the top corner to piss off all the basketball fans. Yeah, that's a great idea, Shirley. Let's let's do that. Or Karen. Sure. All right. So yeah, so she's like, yeah, okay, let's do it. There is nobody. Nobody. Shut up. There is nobody in the history of fucking sports that wants the score of the other game in the corner of the game. There was nobody. So like the ticker's been there forever. I mean, the ticker was there when we were young. I told you I had to take the fucking towel. I had to put a towel over the corner of the fucking game. Yeah. So I couldn't see the score because I was recording the other game. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. Here's the thing, though. You know, Stan Van Gundy and uh fucking uh uh who's the Pacers guy? Reggie, good old Reggie. They will come on and go, hey, if you're watching the other game, three, two, one, we're gonna tell you the score, you know. And that's what they do. Not this one, whoever the fuck decided this. So Shirley or Karen, take that the fuck off the TV. Or Frank or Bob. Or Frank or Bob. Yeah, yeah. I'm still it's funny. I think it's funny because I think it's a wife that's mad at her husband for not paying attention to her on the Sunday or Saturday. I agree with that, ladies. But take it off for me, Mike.