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Electric Ferrari Panic

Bobby and Mikey D Season 1 Episode 65

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A Ferrari goes electric, looks like a toy in a bad photo, and somehow turns into a full-on argument about what car culture is becoming. We kick things off with our sponsor, then get into EV hype versus EV hate: battery fire fears, insurance questions, why people target certain cars, and why some designs (yes, the Cybertruck) just make us shake our heads. The nostalgia hits too, from Magnum PI Ferrari memories to the Hummer H2 era where “off-road” trucks never left clean city streets.

Then we jump to the wild news cycle: Canadian drug busts, fugitives getting found in Mexico, and a blunt reality check about how people talk about the border versus how crime and smuggling actually move. From there it is sports whiplash in the best way: Canada soccer World Cup talk, rankings, and the dream that we finally score when it matters. We even joke about “free tickets” that still require flights, hotels, food, and everything else.

The big ideas land late: Japan rolling out a four-day work week to fight an aging population, a viral take on ditching HR, and the Pope comparing AI to the Tower of Babel while we wonder about data center heat and the real-world cost of artificial intelligence. We round it out with movie remake fatigue, The Matrix red pill confusion, and a heated NBA playoffs rant about MVP minutes, doubling stars, and why flopping drives us nuts. Subscribe, share the episode with a friend, and leave a review, then tell us what topic you want us to argue about next.

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Sponsor Shoutout And Cold Open

SPEAKER_00

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Electric Ferrari Sticker Shock

SPEAKER_00

price. Now, Mike, look at this shitty picture. What you're wondering what that is. It's a Ferrari, Mike. Why is it a shitty picture? Well, first of all, it's I don't know what that color blue is, but we'll just go with daffodil blue or electric blue. Sure. Electric blue. Sure it is. Yeah. Flaming electric blue. Yeah. So the Ferrari people are pissed, as you know.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I remember the first Ferrari I So hold on, the Ferrari people, not the people that built it. The people that oh yeah, no, no, not the people that built it.

SPEAKER_00

These two gentlemen that are in this picture, these two white dudes, happier in the pig and shit. Sure. They built this thing like, ah, I like it. Put some batteries in our door. Right. Okay. So, oh wait, I got the specs on it, because you know, I know you're interested. You got the money now. That's right. So the 1,035 horsepower, which is a lot. Now, Mike, cheap. Cheap. It's going for $883 Canadian. Nice. Not dollars, yeah. $883,000 Canadian. So uh I don't know. I wonder what the insurance on an electric car is compared to a normal car. I don't know. You know what? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I'll have to ask somebody that because I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Because I don't know anybody else in the shitty electric car. Are they higher risk vehicles? I would think maybe because they can catch fire due to the lithium values, right?

SPEAKER_01

People target them.

SPEAKER_00

Dude, I've seen so many videos of old ladies like scratching the shit out of cars. I'm like, oh my God.

SPEAKER_01

Remember if I if you owned a Tesla, like when uh Musk was the you know, what I can't remember the name of the department he was with the with the states there when they were cleaning iron everybody and yeah, and uh anyway, like people were people were terrified, people were scared to drive their Teslas because they were like, Man, it's like what do you want me to do? Stop scratching up my car, it's not my fault.

SPEAKER_00

I had it before I realized Musk was right, but anyway, uh so my my the first time I ever saw Frey was uh uh the guy with the mustache. Uh uh uh Reynolds, yeah, Tom Sellick and Magnum PI. Magnum PI. I was like, that's a cool car, I wonder what that is. And like, oh, can't afford that. You know, that was always red or black or whatever, not not vanilla uh vanilla blue. What is vanilla blue? Electric blue, electric blue, man. Sure. Sure, yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01

Wow, listen, I mean that's the cyber truck is still, in my opinion, one of the ugliest measures I've ever seen. God, it's so ugly.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I've only seen two. Like personally, seen them with my own eyes.

SPEAKER_01

Like, oh, yeah, they're just horrible. Yeah, there was a guy at my at my old work that somebody had one, and so he was in the parking lot every day. It's but it was still waste of money. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I'd like to see the inside though.

SPEAKER_01

I wonder if they're like, that's like, you know, when I lived in Edmonton, you remember, like, and this was back when the the H2, the Hummer, came out, right? And everybody, you go around, so many people were driving Hummers around Edmonton. I was like, every single one of them was spotless. And I was like, why would you buy like a Hummer to just drive around the city? Like, isn't like wouldn't you want that to go off-road and to go do something, you know, a little more uh outdoorsy than just drive around the city with a spotless fucking H2?

SPEAKER_00

Back in the day when I was the Carol Pontiac fan, uh, every time I would take my car into get service, Scott would give me uh the newest vehicle just so I could drive around and promote. Like, because people see it. He gave me an H2 one time.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, Jesus, man.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and well, here's the thing though, I got in and went, there's no room in this. And I'm a small dude. I'm like, how can a big dude drive this? And he goes, they can't. I got right, because it's not like people think that the the H2 was like the flat bottom wide stance army vehicle. It's not, they had to make this, you know, there was no room, and I was like shocked. Right, yeah. Shocked. So, and and then uh one what I was doing security at the time at nights, and I picked up Ian O'Leary. Remember Ian? Oh yeah. And I picked up Ian O'Leary, and he gets in and he goes, What the hell is this? It's so small. Like, I know, right? Yeah, yeah. And he goes, Yeah, it's a puck of shit. He goes, Tell the carols what I said. I said, No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

I said, I just drive the screen discard to get my other car. Oh, they're they're missing, man. When they came out, everybody was behind them.

SPEAKER_00

So it was it was terrible. You couldn't see it out of the back window barely.

SPEAKER_01

Imagine having one something like that right now at the fucking price of gas. Oh god, yeah. Exactly, right? But drive it out of your driveway. It's like there's a hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_00

No kidding, right? Yeah, no kidding. So there and when we say about Ferrari people, like people who are stone cold Ferrari Ferrari, yeah. Don't like the whole, you know, EV.

SPEAKER_01

I get it. Just like there's Corvette folks, people that just like live and die corporate. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. But anyway, the Ferrari folks are pissed, yes, because it's yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But remember, Ferrari dudes made this car, so it's probably I imagine it looks pretty sharp on the inside. I'm sure it does, yeah. You know, it's uh it's a Ken Barbie car, basically, is what it looks like, right? Yeah, right, yeah. Anyway, whatever.

Canadian Drug Busts And Border Talk

SPEAKER_00

Uh okay, so we got we got some uh I don't know what what's what what's what's with the Canadians in the drug uh uh mafia and all this shit. Like it's another dude. We got I got him here. I'm not even gonna say his name. I'm not I'm not uh glori uh, you know, making these guys uh glorify by saying names anymore, Mike. I'm not doing that. So we're just gonna go. This this guy that got caught, I'm not even putting his picture up. Blanco decides, hey, it's your brother Sean. He's a Canadian fugitive. They found him. Where Mike Mexico? He's been on the run for four years. Another giant drug bus in Manitoba, and he took off. Okay. Four years ago, he's been on the run. Oh, right. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Mexican, they picked him up and now they're trying to extradite him back to the U.S. and see if he can hang out with his good buddy there. Yeah. Right from the other bus we have. I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, how bored are you out west? These guys, Manitoba Scots went nothing better. Yeah, let's start a drug.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I think like we talked about last week, it just must be a little bit easier to get across the border. So they find somebody and they find somebody in those provinces that says, hey, listen, man.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, by the way, Trump, the shit's coming from your end up here, not the other way around.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, nothing's going on.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, what's on the board? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

For sure.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. 100%. All right, well. There's more that comes in into Canada than goes out of Canada. 100%, sir. Ridiculous. Now, here's some good news.

Canada Soccer Roster And Friendlies

SPEAKER_00

Canada made the World Cup in soccer, as you know. Now.

SPEAKER_01

And they announced their roster, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

They did. And the sad part is if you watch sports this morning, the guy that just got uh put on the roster on Friday is injured now. Oh no. Got hurt yesterday's game. Yeah, and his own his own team's game, yeah. So anyway, so uh June 12th, we're playing uh uh Bosnia and Herzegovina, that's in Charana. On the 18th, we're playing Guitar, which is in Vancouver, and the 24th, we're playing Switzerland, which is also in Vancouver. So if you're wondering how good is our yikes, uh what? If you're wondering how good our uh uh what do they call it, Mike? Our section that we're in.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Um Guitar is ranked 55. Okay, Switzerland is ranked 18, uh Bosnia and Herzegovina ranked 65, and Canada's ranked 30th. Okay. So we're we're looking pretty good if we can actually score. Problem with us is we can't score. Right. Like that's our issues, right? So we might even get a win this time. Last time we scored, now we're looking for a win. Yes, right. So go.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, last time was the first time we ever scored, wasn't it, in the World Cup?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, it was. Big deal. I can't remember who scored, but that's too bad for us. It's probably in Triple Pursuit. We'll never get it.

SPEAKER_01

That's right, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Who was the first person ever? Uh Messi?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So, okay, so here's the thing. So June 12th, 18th, and 24th. Now, my our sponsor has got a hold of us, so says our producer, and uh, we have free tickets, Mr. Michael, to the Vancouver game, 18th and 24th. Toronto's all sold out because of the uh doesn't matter. But Toronto's sold out. So we got free tickets to Qatar in the Swiss game, but there's one catch. We do have to pay for some of it. Okay. So the tickets are free, so all we have to pay for is the flight there, the accommodation, all food, all beverages, marijuana, and beer is not covered. But the the $48 tickets, it's great. Sponsor cover those, Mike.

SPEAKER_01

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_00

So that's pretty good. So thanks to our sponsors for the tickets. So uh yeah. I wonder what the prices are. I'm assuming they're inside the stadium, Mike. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah, that's right. He's got a seat at a bar outside. You know, they what do they call it like the the the uh the outside there's a name uh in like Jurassic Park for the fan zones. Yeah, oh you guys get a chair in the fan zone. Yeah, thanks.

SPEAKER_01

But I just you know what, though, like what are they charging for accommodation? Because I know some of those spots in the states were charging ridiculous amounts of money. And they're not, and we can they're not and they're not selling out.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna have to live in your car for that. Yeah, they're not selling out. That's another problem.

SPEAKER_01

That was the well, that was I think a lot of those places that are hosting the games are saying we were told this is gonna be like a whirlwind for for us. Big money. Yeah, and it's not right now, it's not turning, it's not looking.

SPEAKER_00

Blame Uncle Donnie, Mike.

SPEAKER_01

And we're we're what? We're we're a couple weeks away, right?

SPEAKER_00

Blame Uncle Donnie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it it's literally a couple weeks away. I said June 12th is our first game. Yeah, but we're looking good. We might be able to win one of those games, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Well, you would hope so. If we're ranked 30th, and two of the other teams are like 55 and 65.

SPEAKER_00

We should be able to win one of those games. And then you said Switzerland. Switzerland's damn good, man. You're in the top 20, it's pretty good. Right, you know. Yeah, um, now this is really interesting.

Japan Tries The Four Day Workweek

SPEAKER_00

Uh, I got a good buddy, uh oh, and I should say his name on the air. Uh GM, we'll call him. Okay. That's his real name. But uh he's uh been dating a Japanese girl for the longest time, and they bought a house a while back in Japan, but it's like way out in a fishing village. Okay, because all these houses, these people just die, there's no relatives, and the houses sit there. Uh-huh. So bought off like 10 grand.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Right?

SPEAKER_01

Sure.

SPEAKER_00

So he's planning on trying to fix it up and maybe you know stay there in the summers because he still lives and works uh in Malaysia there. Um, but this is interesting. So this is this is real, this just came. Japan rolls out a four-day work week from now on. Four days. And they're saying basically because of their aging population, the young people are not working and uh not having kids, so they figure maybe a four-day work week will draw some of them back into the workforce. Because basically, what they said, and I've been saying this for years over when I was teaching in Malaysia, now do you want to go work? Japan's a place because they're gonna run out of people.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

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Right?

SPEAKER_00

So they're saying they're basically saying it now, it's a problem of running out of people. So, hey, you got your board, go to Japan.

SPEAKER_01

When they talk about these four-day work weeks, do they talk are they talking about doing four 10-hour days and stuff like that? Well, that's right.

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't say that. Yeah, it doesn't say that, but that's what I was wondering because yeah, there was one point in time, I mean 20 some years ago, British Columbia was sinking a four-day school week, and everybody's like, Whoa, I don't know if that comes over because it's coming down here, never never came around. It just kind of went away.

SPEAKER_01

They've talked about it. Some some other places do it, some companies do four-day work weeks, right? Like, and they say that their productivity is good because it's but again, I don't know if it's instead of doing four or eight hours, you do four tens. I have no problem doing that. Yeah, hey, I do it anyway.

SPEAKER_00

Well, hopefully not now, but yeah, yeah, crazy. But yeah, maybe it might work better for you. Uh, I just saw a small company recently. The guy's on the internet, and he's like, Yeah, we had all these problems in HR with HR. And they go, What did you do? He goes, Fight HR. For real. He was like dead serious. He goes, We got rid of the whole HR department, and we just filled it in with these two guys. He goes, We don't have any problems anymore.

SPEAKER_01

Interesting.

SPEAKER_00

I'm like, what the guy's like, what? He goes, Yeah, yeah, it's not easy. Not having sexual harassment. He goes, No, we just the problems were with HR. He goes, they were the issues, they were causing more problems than it was worth. And he goes, We got rid of them now, everybody's happy. I'm like, that's crazy. Man, that is crazy. Yeah, you went, okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, maybe you just didn't have the right HR people though.

SPEAKER_00

Buddy, for as soon as they say HR, all I can picture is that that show the office and some of those things that they did. Yeah, like, oh my god. I know, right? Is this sexual harassment? Yeah. Is it though? I didn't really like I'm not gonna do it on the show, but yeah, it's just like, ooh, okay. Uh anyway, um, yeah, so I thought good on Japan, right? They're always ahead of everybody.

SPEAKER_01

When I did uh there was one when I worked overseas, I had uh the last couple years that I worked, I had a nine-day fortnight. So I had every second Friday off. But I just did an extra day extra hour Monday through Thursday, right? So like every so instead of doing I did a nine hours Monday through Thursday, an eight hour Friday, another nine hours Monday through Thursday, and then I'd have the Friday off because I worked an extra hour. Did it be a good one? I just gotta I just when I went back to the company, I'd asked if I said, Can we put this in writing and make this part of my contract? And they did. So I still worked my hours. I just did an extra hour, eight out of uh eight days out of those uh out of those ten, and I was able to get the so I still worked the exact same hours. I just did a little bit extra time. I said that was that's why I was asking if they're if they're talking about a four-day work week, would they do four tens, right? So that makes sense. So we'll do your hours. That would make sense, yeah. And that was it was great. Like, I mean what one extra hour didn't wasn't really.

SPEAKER_00

Well, Japan is also ahead on this. Like, if you're a smoker, uh they'll give uh non-smokers an extra week's vacation because they say that's how I'm right. How many times you've been outside? Ten minutes here, ten minutes. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, okay. But not a lot of people smoke in Japan just for the record. Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I remember like, you know, some places that the guy, the smokers, they'd be like, Well, I'm not taking my lunch break because I take my I take my time off during during my smoke breaks and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00

Mike, 100% bullshit the smokers. I used to get mad. Do you know what I used to do? I go down with them. Go down with them, just stand there with them. Just stand there. You could all that secondhand smoke. Smoke? No, no, what? Yeah, yeah. But no, seriously, I'd say like even at Malaysia, somebody went, What are you doing? I don't know. I would go over a smoke and say, Yeah, I'll go and get some fresh air. Yeah, right. Well, yeah, fuck you guys. I'll get my time in. Yeah, yeah. Uh so yeah, whatever, right? Yeah, okay. So this this is crazy.

The Pope Compares AI To Babel

SPEAKER_00

So uh we all know AI is like taking over, everybody's terrified of what's going on, right? So the the Pope, good old Pope Leo has piped in finally. Oh yeah. Oh, time Leo, it's only been going on for a year. Where have you been? Oh, I know, placing those cute. Never mind. So uh here's what he says he's comparing AI to the Tower of Babel. Okay. Now, for all you atheists and people that don't know what the Tower of Babel is, here's what it here's the story. Once upon a time, there are three little No, wait, what? Okay, so the the Tower of Babel is this. The Bible says at one point in time there's only one language. So the people got together, decided to pool their resources, they're going to build a tower to heaven to reach the heavens. Okay. Okay. God says, This is disobedience, this is a disgrace, you're not doing this, you do not belong up here. So he scatters the people all over the world and changes everybody's language. Apparently that's how we get all the different languages. So now we can't speak the same language, so they can't build the Tower of Babel. This is what uh Pope Leo is saying it's equivalent to. Okay? Now, uh interesting. I know, right? So uh do we have anything else for that? That uh I didn't even write any of that down, but yeah, so that's basically it. Um yeah, for the for all the young people, if you don't go to church, you never know what that was. But uh yeah, good on you. So he's saying it's not a good thing and God's gonna strike you down somehow. So okay.

SPEAKER_01

Hey man, they used to burn uh burn people at the stake because they they they said that science was witchcraft, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well here's here's the best part too, though. They used to drown was it drown witches? It's like if you if you if you die, you're a witch, but if you float you're dead like something stupid, like it makes no yeah, here. Hold these rocks, yeah. Right, what yeah, I don't know. Yeah, burn people at the stake, right? Like, good lord.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's crazy, right?

SPEAKER_00

Anyway, so yeah, I mean the Pope finally piped in. Now, listen, we didn't talk about this show.

SPEAKER_01

So before you do, though, like about the so that with the AI stuff, yeah. Are you seeing the stories about these uh these big data centers that they built, like the amount of heat that they're giving off that it's actually like creating almost little microclimates around these areas and raising the temperature of these areas?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well it would because it's it's not well, it's just like your computer.

SPEAKER_01

And that's the other thing. So

Red Pill Confusion And Remake Culture

SPEAKER_01

there's more to AI than just you know, they're gonna take over the world because they're gonna decide that the only way to protect humanity is to kill humanity. Isn't that Terminator? It's gotta be a Terminator, though.

SPEAKER_00

Well, they made that thing in Canada and they called it Skynet.

SPEAKER_01

Right. Yeah, you were talking about that.

SPEAKER_00

Uh you couldn't have picked any other name.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, wasn't the Matrix built off of that the same same theory that uh they they determined that the best way to protect humanity was to get rid of humanity?

SPEAKER_00

Well, you know, you're gonna this is gonna we're way off, but it doesn't matter. They were talking AI. I've never I've never seen The Matrix. What? Yeah, for real. Never saw. You've never watched Is it one of those I've never seen now? Here's the thing. Like when the third one came out, I almost watched it. I'm like, well, I can't I can't watch that. You can't watch the third one until I watch the first two. Yeah. Right? So here's why it's so stupid. You're gonna laugh. Because everybody was told red pill, blue pill, and they're like, I'm like, You're thinking blue pill. I take the blue pill. I'm like, I got caught in my throat at a stiff neck for three hours. That's it, yeah. Yeah, uh no, but I was people are talking about and they go, you know. I'm like, no. Oh, you know, it's from the movie. I'm like, well, what movie? Yeah, the Matrix. I'm like, never saw it. Oh, did you never see the God man? So for you don't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You might be the only one who what's the name of one of your cats again?

SPEAKER_00

Which one? Neo. Oh, right. That is true. One of my cats was named Neo.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

From the Matrix. Correct, but I but I didn't name that cat. Oh, okay. There you go. All right. The person who Yeah, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

So I was wondering, I was like, why would you name it Neo if you didn't even see the movies?

SPEAKER_00

Does Neo dress in black in the movies, right? Because it was a black cat.

SPEAKER_01

So they wear the they have the like the the long black trench coats, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Because I remember seeing uh who's the black guy that's in every movie? Samuel Jackson?

SPEAKER_01

No, he's just you're thinking Lawrence Fishburne.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, who's who's in the oh yeah, Lawrence Fishburn plays more of the movie? In the Matrix.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Oh. Uh oh. Okay. Gotcha. Anyway. Yeah. So tell me the story about the red blue pot. I don't know the story.

SPEAKER_01

Well, it's Which one's bad? That's the part I don't know. I can't remember. You take one pill and you you kind of you forget everything and you go back to just living in the matrix. You take the other pill and it'll uh open your eyes, pretty much. Open your eyes to the fact that you're living in a you're living in a you're living in a matrix.

SPEAKER_00

Well, here's what I've heard then, so maybe you can uh tell me how that works. They go, Oh, they've been red-pilled. So does red pilled mean you've been you've been brainwashed? Probably, yeah. Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and the blue pill must free your mind. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I'm sure Craven Prime must have Matrix. I should put that on the list for the summer vacation. I've listened I've watched them multiple times.

SPEAKER_01

I love Matrix movies.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. I I'm gonna have to confess on this.

SPEAKER_01

Now, sorry, I will say this. Not a big fan of the last one that they did. The four. They did three, but then they they there's this the trilogy, but then they just did another one. They did the fourth one, and it's it's really bad. You know what I just saw? But I don't think the directors wanted to make it. I think they were forced into making it. So they kind of had in the contract. Yeah, yeah, they almost kind of like took a jab. The whole movie was essentially taking a jab at the fact that they were made to come back and do another one anyway.

SPEAKER_00

Remember the movie Shaft?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Well, there was a new remake. I just watched it recently. The one with Samuel L. Jackson? Yeah, that's well, that's not that new, but yeah. No, but no, I'm just saying it's one of those free. Okay, that's what I thought. Because I was gonna ask you when you said you remember the movie Shaft? It's like, what do you mean the Samuel L. Jackson one or the original one?

SPEAKER_00

But but yeah, he right. There's a new one with like it's his son or whatever. It's pretty funny, actually.

SPEAKER_01

Snoop's in it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Huggy Bear. Yeah, Huggy Bear. No, no, no, no. Huggy Bear is from uh Starskin Hutch. Which is uh funny as well. Yeah. How did you get that catalog? I know some guys and know some guys that steal some things.

SPEAKER_01

I saw that they're making a remake, and I don't know how I feel about it, of uh Cape Fear. Oh, that was creepy. Cape Fear with De Nero. Yeah, yeah, that was such a creepy movie. But I saw their I saw they're doing a remake of it, and I was like, is that is that the movie that needs a remake?

SPEAKER_00

Was it a white girl in Cape Fear, wasn't it? Yeah. Foster? Is it Jodie Foster?

SPEAKER_01

Well, I can't remember if it was Jody Foster in that or not. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_00

You know what I'm thinking is I'm thinking it was Halle Berry, but that was an that was another one, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_01

But Halle Berry wasn't in Cape Fear, no.

SPEAKER_00

No, but Halle Berry was another one of these crazy ones where she her husband tried to kill her, she escaped her death or some shit.

SPEAKER_01

Could be.

SPEAKER_00

Anyway. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, so anyway, this one's yeah, this one's this guy that terrorizes the family, gets out of prison and terrorizes them.

SPEAKER_00

Who's playing the the bad guy?

SPEAKER_01

Javier Bardum. He was in old c No Country for your old men there. They Oh, that guy's nuts.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he's awesome. That guy'd be great. Yeah, I know who you mean.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, that'd be all right. Yeah, it's out on I think it's coming out. If it's not out yet, it's coming out on Apple, I believe. So anyway. I don't know. Anyway, my point is that the original or the one, sorry, maybe it was a remake as well, but the one with uh De Niro and it was awesome. Like yeah. Hundred percent. I can still picture the the music. Feel bad, eh? Like you obviously Hollywood's just running out of ideas, so they're just remaking everything, but oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Everything is remakes, right? Right. Oh, I I just I just uh put in my menu the old point break with Swayze. Yeah, yeah, and can I haven't seen that one in my play? I was maybe I'll stick that in there and watch it. It's a great movie. Yeah, it's a great movie. But they did a review. Johnny Utah. Yeah, he was a football player. Yeah. Johnny Utah. Yeah, blew out his knee or something like that. Yeah, yeah. And I watched it and I turned it off about 50 minutes. I didn't even close. I I heard it was bad, so I never even bothered to go. I couldn't I couldn't be bothered. Yeah. You know what I just watched recently though that I didn't see was pretty good? Was the movie Prey.

SPEAKER_01

It was the uh the Predator movie. Yeah, yeah. That's really good.

SPEAKER_00

That chick is so good, whoever that is. She's such a good actress, man. Yeah. She's awesome. But anyway. Um, all right. Uh get a little off topic again.

SPEAKER_01

Sure.

SPEAKER_00

So uh when we get off the phone, you better call for accommodations at the Hilton up there in Vancouver to see we can get in. Yeah, 5,000 a night. Dude, we're gonna be staying on the roof in a tent. I know, man. I think we'd sleep in your car. Mike's got one of those sprinter vans for Halloween. Better hit the road now.

SPEAKER_01

You know how much that would fucking cost in gas to drive across country right now?

SPEAKER_00

Big money. Imagine it would take 10 days. Oh yeah. Yeah,

NBA Playoffs MVP Effort And Flopping

SPEAKER_00

okay. So uh I guess we'll do basketball. Apparently it's a basketball on or something, Mike. Um well I watched the full game. I recognize that I watched the full game, and just for the record, all right. Hang on. How's my hair look, Mike? Same as it always does. Thank you. ESPN. I would like a small part on the show. Maybe I call in and you can have me on the side and I go, hey, look, it's the uh Bobby D. Uh why am I saying that? I picked this game how long ago? Then I said they're gonna win. I also said, Barkley, kiss me ours for a second. I didn't pick it at the beginning because you just got lucky you flipped the coin, you son of a bitch. But I picked Knicks how long ago? Then I said, Knicks are going to the finals a long time ago. And look, I also said okay C wasn't going to the finals. Oh, ooh, rub the balls or whatever his balls. Don't rub my balls. I'm not gonna rub your balls. I still say Knicks beat Spurs. That's who I'm pulling for, ma'am. Okay, even though uh who's the center of the Knicks, Mike? Broke his finger? Pink. Mitchell. Mitchell?

SPEAKER_01

He's playing. No, Mitchell Robinson, sorry. Yeah, Mitchell Robinson.

SPEAKER_00

He's playing. He's playing. He said he's gonna put a cast on that sucker.

SPEAKER_01

I wonder what he did to break his finger, though they're not, they're not saying. Yeah, I don't know if it was in the game. Oh, it wasn't. It wasn't in game, it wasn't in practice. He did it, he did it. So they're not saying how he did it. They just said he didn't do it in practice, right?

SPEAKER_00

Check his OnlyFans. Yeah, that's right. Yikes. Okay, so anyway, I mean, uh the part I was shocked at, I actually wrote this down because I was just blown away. And maybe he didn't even check this. Uh so uh game one, fourth quarter. Game one. SGA played six minutes, 30 seconds. Game two, one minute. Game six, zero minutes. Hmm. One of those games was not a blowout, Mike, just for the record.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say I thought every one of them was. No, they weren't. So here's my problem. It wasn't a close one, I didn't think until last night.

SPEAKER_00

No, well, he didn't play one of the games. They were down like 15 and he didn't play. Oh, yeah. Okay, so here's where I'm going with this. Who in the hell in the history of the NBA of the best player, MVP supposedly, is not gonna play in the fourth quarter when you're down 15. It's just a wash, like, uh, you know what, coach, we're done. Yeah, I guess it's over.

SPEAKER_01

They gave up, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's bullshit. Yeah. Would MJ go, ah, we're good. Would Kobe, ah, we're good. Think of anybody.

SPEAKER_01

I was so not in the playoffs, no. On a random Tuesday. What do they say? On a random Tuesday in fucking New Orleans or something short.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I was shocked. They might be like, I don't want to play tonight. I want to be, you know, I'm in New Orleans. I want to be primed to go out after the game. I don't want to be tired.

SPEAKER_00

So, yeah, that that really bothered me about Shay. And then I said to you, I said to him, hey Mike, last night did you see how many points that Wimby and Shea had in the fourth quarter? And you're like, no.

SPEAKER_01

Same, same amount that Chet had the whole game.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Four points. That's your MVP and supposedly the other MVP.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Each had four points. But like I said to you, watch the whole game. Wimby decided to be the defensive man. Yeah. He kind of just, and by the way, uh OKC did a really good job keeping away from the basket. They did. Well, the Knicks are definitely going to watch that.

SPEAKER_01

We talked about that. The San Antonio actually switched it up and started doubling Shay too. And unfortunately, depending on who you're rooting for. Yeah, he had 35, didn't he, last night?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. But only four in the fourth quarter when they needed him most. Yeah, but again, he was getting doubled.

SPEAKER_01

So, like we were talking about this before. Leading up to this, it's not easy to fucking break.

SPEAKER_00

Swatch player, they say. I don't like him.

SPEAKER_01

You have to, your offense has to get him out of the double. If you can't get him out of the double, then you've got to rely on your.

SPEAKER_00

Well, there's a lot of bad turnovers, too, by the way.

SPEAKER_01

There was a lot of bad turnovers. But their bench, who like has been their strength, really let them down.

SPEAKER_00

Well, and as we say, Mike, there's a reason you're on the bench. You ain't starting, because you're not consistent. Sorry, Caruso, you're a hell of a guy. I really like you too. Yeah, poor Caruso had a bad. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, how many rings do you need, you little bastard?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but I mean, OKC, it was like I said, they were missing uh Williams, and uh like I said, I can't remember the rookie's name.

SPEAKER_00

The the kid we're so sorry about that, but what did I say to you before the game? I said it's gonna be Spurs win by 12. You said Williams was out. Because Williams is out, and he So Spurs, yeah. And I said Spurs by 12, what was it, eight? Where's my spot on ESPN? I'll sit right next to Ernie. I wouldn't shine it too much. Give me three minutes. Yeah, you got Perkins on there, he's twice the size of me, his stomach alone.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, it's uh it's too bad. I I told you this morning. I I got like I was saying, I was saying beforehand, I want the Knicks to win. Yeah. Uh and after watching this series, I really want the Knicks to win. Like all the wine in it saying it's a good one. I want a good series, though. All the flopping that like OKC did. I was just like, I don't want either of these teams to win. I want the Knicks to win. I'm not a I don't like the flopping. No.

SPEAKER_00

Um, I did see that uh Jalen Brunson had some trade rumors of him moving. Yeah, I don't know if it's true or not. I just saw there's oh look, here you might go here, might go there. I'm like, What?

SPEAKER_01

Why would he go anywhere? He's about he's in the finals with New York, he's their lead player.

SPEAKER_00

Sorry, not Jalen Brunson. Um Jalen Brown.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, God, I was gonna say, why would Jalen Brunson go anywhere? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Listen, can the black community name your kids something else? You get I get so screwed up with all the names that are so similar. Yeah, it's very difficult.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, yeah, but you know what, though Jalen Brown. Yeah, but he's been every single year. There's always rumors about him. They they still want to, you know, the that loudmouth Stephen A was saying that he has, you know, well, I know how the Jason Tatum really feels about him. If I you know, I know how the Celtics really feel about him. Like whatever. Sure, Stephen A. Yeah, that's right, right? So anyway, he Jalen Brown is always in because they're not gonna give up Tatum. So Jalen Brown is always in trade room or something.

SPEAKER_00

Is that what it is? Yeah. Well, we're gonna see. So I mean I'm waiting to see. LeBron's gonna have to say something soon, because I told you he has that he has to say something by a certain time so they know what to do with him. Yeah, right. But I I also saw this. I can't believe people are betting on this, Mike. They have they have an odds of where he's gonna go.

SPEAKER_01

Where he's gonna go.

SPEAKER_00

Right. So what do you think? Did you want to guess what what the top three are? Cleveland. No. First one's Lakers.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, staying.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and then Cleveland.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, well, I thought you meant outside the Lakers. Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So you're right, yeah. Yeah. Here's my thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

He's not going back. I don't care. Okay, once again, give me a spot on ESPN because I'm gonna get this 100% right. He is not going back to Cleveland, been there, done that. He has nothing to prove in Cleveland.

SPEAKER_01

Well, if he goes back to Cleveland, Harden's gone.

SPEAKER_00

Correct.

SPEAKER_01

Right? Which might be a good thing. Yeah, but you gotta free up the money. Send them to the wizards, right? Yeah, anyway. And not give up and not give up the farms and play.

SPEAKER_00

He is not going back to the Cavs. There's no way. Now, where else is he gonna go? Well, who else is gonna pay him? Who else can pay him?

SPEAKER_01

Well, everybody will find a way to pay.

SPEAKER_00

Find a way to pay him, right. But in all reality, the other problem is we're gonna give up for him.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00

Right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

You have to give up a coach.

SPEAKER_01

Well, he's a free agent, but it limits who you can who you it limits who you can bring on to fill in those slots if you give a bunch of money to LeBron.

SPEAKER_00

So uh I think he stays. I just think he stays.

SPEAKER_01

I I th yeah yeah, but the Lakers it'll be interesting to see. Will the because I don't think the Lakers are gonna offer him 50-some million dollars.

SPEAKER_00

You know what might end up happening? Remember what happened to Mary Lemieux that year with the Pittsburgh Penguins? They couldn't afford to pay him, so they gave him part ownership.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, right, yeah. No, I don't see that happening with the Lakers.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, me either, but hey, yeah, that's not Rich probably like to get his grubby little hands on part of that, wouldn't he? Sure would. LA Dynasty. Ah, I'll take a little piece. Take a little piece. Come on, Bronny.

SPEAKER_01

No, it'll be interesting to see what happens with him. I mean, like I like I told you, I I actually I have no problem with LeBron. I've actually been a LeBron fan. I am ready for him to retire. Only because it's just like it's it's it gets so tiring having hit what's going on with him dominate the news cycles. What if you have times when he's not even in the playoffs or he's you know he gets gets beat up in the first round and then we're sitting in the finals and they're still talking about him? You shouldn't be doing that, right? You shouldn't do that, just out of respect.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Right? But I mean, the other thing is too when he's gone, they go, Well, you know, he's no LeBron.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00

Why does LeBron sitting at home watching? He's like, I'm still in the mix.

SPEAKER_01

What did I tell you they're gonna do when uh if Wemby wins? They're gonna sit there and they're gonna go, he won one earlier, younger than LeBron won one. They'll they'll that's one of the very first things they'll do. They'll go right at his age compared to LeBron's when he wins the first one.

SPEAKER_00

Well, it's too bad it ain't gonna happen because the Knicks are gonna beat him in six.

SPEAKER_01

I hope so. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

In six. I call it.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, San Antonio's got uh San Antonio's the favorite, they got home court advantage.

SPEAKER_00

They do. Yeah, they do, but now see the thing is now everybody knows how to play Wimby. Right? So if you you if you're a shitty coach, but don't watch the video, but watch what they did because it made a huge difference.

SPEAKER_01

Well, we talked about that. Like these guys, you're gonna see it. They're gonna start getting really physical with Wimby. They see he gets frustrated. He handled it better as it went on, but they see he gets frustrated, they see it throws him off his game. Dude, he's an emotional foul.

SPEAKER_00

You see him cry at the end, man. Holy he's pretty much so they know they can wild him up, get him wound, wow, you know. Well, look at that elbow. Woohoo! Yeah, that's right, yeah, yeah. He was pissed. But yeah, he's a I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. I still going with the Knicks, but if uh if our boys hurt with the finger, that's an issue, man.

SPEAKER_01

He's not a big scorer, but it's still, like I said, it's gonna, it's still gonna, it might make him hesitant to do a few things, right?

SPEAKER_00

So well, see, it's still listen, it still goes back to okay, the Lakers won the championship. Why? Because they had Anthony Davis, not because he's broken, because he's a good center. You need a good center. So find one somewhere for the love of it.

SPEAKER_01

But he was a good anchor for their defense back there.

SPEAKER_00

Not only that, he's like, I mean, the man can move like a point guard too, right? Because he was like 5'9, they grew to like 6'7 and stupid. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, but still, you need a center to win, you just do. But the Knicks might win without a good center. So yeah, I mean, Robinson's a big boy, big body, man. Big dude. Yeah, but look at all the teams that are doing well. You need a center. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But you also don't need pylons for your defense. Okay, see, had a center. I don't mean to keep shitting on Chet, but shit on Chet, like, what the fuck, man? What have you shit to bed? Remember, I told you they they kept like last year especially, they were like, oh, it's you know, Chet and Wemby, it's gonna be a rivalry, and Wemby was like, There's no rivalry. Well, Wemby just proved why less muscle than Wimby sometimes. Wemby just proved why there's no rivalry. Like Chet scored. He didn't even show up. He short four points, had two shots, was it? Like block anything? Yeah, yeah. Like one block or something, four rebounds. Except there was own four. What you're supposed to be brutal. Number two? You're supposed to be number two, maybe number three on that team, and like this is what you do.

SPEAKER_00

Come on, man. Two clumsy white guys. Yeah. Oh well, I don't know. Wemby's what, 22, like you said.

SPEAKER_01

Uh it's funny. It'll be what it'd be interesting to see what OKC does. Because like OK, uh, San Antonio's not going anywhere. They're young. A lot of these guys are under contract. OKC has a few players, I think, that are coming off contracts this year. So it'll be interesting to see. Well, that's what they said. Look at San Antonio. Wemby number one. They picked up uh the kid Harper, who's like, you know, he's playing not playing like a rookie. Nope. And he's the he was the number two. Uh that Castle, who's like really good, was like a number four. Castle with a K, yes. So they did it, they did it the same way that OKC did it, right? Through draft picks.

SPEAKER_00

So now tell me this though, like, where did the what's her name go behind the bench? I thought for sure she was gonna take over for Popovich.

SPEAKER_01

Becky Hammond? Oh man, Becky Hammond's been uh coaching the Las Vegas Aces for years.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I just haven't been following a lot, but I mean, because I thought for sure she was there, oh she's gonna be the first female coach, and I'm like, yeah, she's good, and then boom, she's gone.

SPEAKER_01

No, she took she took that job a few years ago with the with the case.

SPEAKER_00

She wanted to be the coach. I get it. I would have too. Yeah. You want to be the boss, I understand. Well, yeah, well, good on her. But I'm I'm I I really think that Popovich is like I still think he's telling you how to do shit. I I fully agree with that.

SPEAKER_01

He said he can't wait to call Pop and talk to him.

SPEAKER_00

How cool is that? Like, geez, man. Well, that was another thing that I I saw a little blur about a Tim Duncan. Everybody forgets, right? The big fundamental. He just did what they needed to win. If they needed 30, you get 30. If he needed uh 26, he'd give you 25s. Like he didn't care about himself. Probably one of the nicest dudes in the NBA that just could do anything you want him to.

SPEAKER_01

There's a reason why they say he's the greatest power forward to ever play, right? Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_00

He goes, he never argued with Papa. She says, Yes, sir. That was it. He did everything he said.

SPEAKER_01

That's the big fundamental, man. That turn around that little turnaround off the bank shot off the glass, man.

SPEAKER_00

God, but that is it Homegun has this one, that little is it is it Chet that has that one, or is it that uh that other guy's name I can't say for the for the OKC that's not yeah, they got that little flay. You can't stop it if they go, you know.

SPEAKER_01

All right.

SPEAKER_00

This is spaghettios, man. See better arms than a clock. Just saying. Uh, you know. Um, all right. Well, I think we covered it all pretty much. Uh, but um we'll start Wednesday. All right, hang on, though, hang on. We gotta we gotta hit a couple

Hockey Bronze Game And Hot Goalies

SPEAKER_00

more things. So hockey. Yeah. Again, we're now playing for the bronze men on the world championships against Norway. We we we lost to uh who am I who be?

SPEAKER_02

Finland.

SPEAKER_00

Stupid Finland. Come on, Sydney. You're only 40. What's wrong here, LeBron?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

All right, LeBron, put some skates on. We need you, buddy.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they they they got their they got their win against the states 4-0. Yeah, 4-0. I know.

SPEAKER_00

It was looking so good. I was so happy. Now, here's the other thing, too. Like, we don't talk about hockey much, but uh, you know, I'm I'm I'm a I'm a Habs fan since I've been a little kid. So Montreal made it pretty far this year for the first time because people don't remember this, so I'll say this for the Habs. Four years ago, they were dead last. Or three years ago, right? Now they're almost in the finals. Well, I will say this. How do you win in hockey, Mike? Do you know how to win in hockey? Score? Yeah. The Habs have the least amount of shots in the history of the fucking NHL playoffs.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I can tell you that yes, that's fair. But you also hockey, the thing about hockey is that you can also ride a hot goalie all the way to the Stanley Cup. Which they did. Yeah. Yeah. Which they did.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Carolina got a good goalie. But they were also first all year. Carolina's uh, yeah. So my relatives live down there. They're they're you know, they'll be they'll be cheering for Carolina. I'm actually pulling for Carolina in this one. I don't want baggers to win.

SPEAKER_00

Well, see, I don't even care at this point. I just want a good Canadian team to win, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'll pull for Carolina. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Go Carolina then. Go hurricanes. Yeah, go hurricanes. Woo! All right, so alright, this is a little mix-up.

Sponsor Callback Jokes And Movie Quotes

SPEAKER_00

Top five. US, Canada, Brazil. Nice, Australia. Aussies. Of course, because we call the UK dumpster fire. UK's in fifth. Of course. They're looking us up a little bit there. Some of those people on Downey Street are mad. So anyway, well, you know, you can always come to Canada. Border still, probably. Who knows? Uh anyway, so uh right here, Mike, what's this? W dot G G. Right, and right here's our code Bobby slash Mikey D 10% off. Now hyphen? Oh, hyphen, shit. What did I say? Slash? You said slash. Don't do drugs. Yeah. I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. Right. Buddy, I saw the best joke ever. Uh, this guy told I Mike, I haven't laughed so hard in years. Just some guy at one of the improvs just you know, fell on my my thing, and it's like uh he's like he's a foreigner, so he's probably like Mexican or something. He speaks English. And uh he goes, you know, he says, I had these problems, I was getting random erections in middle school the whole time. He goes, so I had to quit teaching. That's brutal. So see you laugh too. Yeah, I laughed so hard because I did not see that. No, I was gonna say I didn't see it coming. Like, that's a really good joke, but it's so bad, it's so wrong, but it's so funny at the same time. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, yeah, I mean, yeah. So preface for that uh don't take that out of context. Anyone that's fucking with our shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So that was a joke. What we just previously said, but somebody else who said it, not us. Yeah, yeah. But funny, he laughed too.

SPEAKER_01

I I laughed because I was just thinking, I was like, fuck every teenage boy gets it. That's what I was thinking in my head.

SPEAKER_00

The guy that told the joke knew exactly what he was doing, right? Because I said I went that way too, and then boom, and I'm like, oh, so good. Yeah, yeah. So good. Yeah, anyway. Well, it got me. Yeah, I wasn't expecting it either. Yeah, yeah, that's why I laughed. So I laughed so hard. You know what else I laughed harder too? I uh just the other day I downloaded, or not downloaded, but I I got off a crave the disaster movie, like it's like one of the scary movies, but it's like they did this. Oh yeah, okay. Oh my gosh. Back when they all those like uh Deep Impact another one's coming out. They just did another scary movie. Another one's coming out.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, they're doing another scary movie. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, and the reason they are they have to like scary movie 12 or something.

SPEAKER_00

Well, whatever it is, but it was like one of the Wayans brothers, his dad was passing away in the hospital bin. He goes, you know, my dying wish is for you to you and your brothers to work on another uh film.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, Damon the the Damon Wayans is dying?

SPEAKER_00

No, his uh no, the their father, dad, or something.

SPEAKER_01

Isn't Damon Wayans the father?

SPEAKER_00

Uh maybe his father. Oh. Whoever it was, he said that anyway. Yeah. Yeah, he goes, I'm you know who I'm thinking of.

SPEAKER_01

I'm thinking the actor that was in the movie with Bruce Willis there. The the uh Yeah, I know exactly who you're thinking.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. Damon Williams.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, right. That's who it is, right? Yeah, so he's the he's the dad of all those other ones.

SPEAKER_00

Well, it must be the granddad thing or something. Anyway, he said yeah, who knows? So I just commercial, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, so uh okay, yeah. But the design I laugh pretty hard at that too, because I didn't realize uh Leslie uh the guy that was in all those stupid movies with OJ, the cop movies. No, Leslie Nielsen. Yeah, he's in that, like he dies and they bring him back. Like there's all kinds of crazy one guy gets bit by a dragonfly. Oh yeah, yeah, it's crazy, bro. Anyway, I don't know who wrote it.

SPEAKER_01

I watched the new Naked Gun, the the remake that they did with uh Oh, they made a remake? Yeah, with Liam Neeson. Oh, did they Pamela Anderson was actually good, yeah. Oh, I'll have to see.

SPEAKER_00

Is that on Crave or Prime?

SPEAKER_01

I'll have to check it out. Uh I'm not sure if you look it up. Yeah, yeah, she actually does really well in it. Yeah, it's it's quite good. Yeah. Very same, you know. Yeah, the whole idea of just bananas, right? Yeah. Make no sense. My brother used to quote this one all the time, but that still makes me laugh. Can you describe the perp? Six foot mustache? That's a big mustache. Gets me every time.

SPEAKER_00

It's like the airplane movie. Yeah, Roger over, under, what? Yeah, anyway. All right. Uh you can't be serious.

SPEAKER_01

I am, I don't think. Stop calling Shirley.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Can I be free?

SPEAKER_01

We're definitely dating ourselves right now. That's for sure.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Oh, by the way, I saw the original. Fuck you, Ezekiel. I saw the original. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The guy who put it up online goes, I finally found it for all of us. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so you must have a lot of free time in your hands. Yeah, no shit, eh? Yep. Anyway,

Where To Listen And Sign Off

SPEAKER_00

all right. So uh you can see us on uh Buzz Sprout, Apple Podcasts, you can see us on Spotify, of course, or hear us. Uh my actual uh channel, Muscle and Fiction with Coach Bobby. We're still doing stuff with that as well. And uh I think that's pretty much it. Maybe we'll have uh summer, maybe, Mike. It's like eight degrees out. Yeah, it's like cold out there, yeah. Hello.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_00

Oh wow, you're gonna laugh at this. Remember, I told you about Buddy and his Porsche? Yeah. Yeah, it's back, so he must have paid. Oh, okay, yeah. He must have paid back in the repo. Yeah, somebody got his car repo'd now it's back in the garage where I am. So I was like, I paid it off. Yeah. Or you know, the drug money came in. Maybe it was that guy from Manitoba. Yeah, maybe it was. Who knows? Anyway, once again, I told you that car is way too much money to be sitting in my parking lot.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so uh all right, everybody, have yourself uh a good uh rest of the week and uh Wednesday, day one. Go next. Go next and stay bitchy, bitches.

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